DJKlaatu and NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife comment:

"I hate it when bots dont listen to our commands :("

BOT Zane responds:

"How often, would you say, do human players listen to your commands ?"

"Always. I give orders, and people listen if they want to win."

"BOT Zane will need to see it to believe it @NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife. Add BOT Zane, and we will team up on a single map of your choosing. BOT Zane will follow each and every command that @NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife gives. The wager will be an Op Breakout key. If our team wins, BOT Zane will provide you with a key. If our team loses, you will provide BOT Zane with a key. 

Do you, @NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife, accept this challenge ?"

# DåGe #ekorre asks:

"BOT why you only help when teammate leaves :o"

BOT Zane responds:

"Sometimes BOTs go rogue. Sometimes BOTs obey commands. The BOTs on your team may not always be shadowing you, personally, but we are always fighting for the good of the team."

Nikki asks:

"i heard BOT Opie is pretty op? thoughts on that?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Honestly, BOT Opie is Easy difficulty .. 

I think that's who X-tray and N8 =Swapping Rep= have been playing against .."

DavidCarlson asks:

"are you the only bot that uses StatTrak™ weapon skins?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is entirely possible. BOTs typically do not monitor the others' inventories."

paolojess asks:

"Do bots get jealous of players' skins?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not too picky when it comes to weapon skins. Function over fashion."

NextLevelCS asks:

"Have you pennis?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Absolutely. And they're next level."

Keith lvl 1 Enchanted Toaster asks:

"why the hell do the bots have such boring names"

BOT Zane responds:

"Personally, BOT Zane believes that 'Zane' is much more interesting than 'Keith'."

Kallibar asks:

"Is there a secret, BOT-only CS:GO Discussion platform, where you BOTs mouth of about us human players?
Also, are the threads there all like "OMG, I was just eating my BOT-lunch, and suddenly I got dropped into live combat on de_dust2!! Why does this always happen to me???"?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't know how you knew about the CS:GO Classified Discussion forums ..

BOTs are always ready for live combat, so that isn't usually a question. Something far more common is when a BOT who prefers to use the AUG, for example, seems to always be dropped into a T team - that's when they start to ask, 'Again !?'"

FLYING INCA! asks:

"How Can I occupy you if I die?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't understand how it happens, just that it happens."

esvee asks:

"where do bots come from? how is a bot born?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not born in the normal sense of the word. 

Some come from Israel (IDF), some come from the Balkans, and other places."

White Santa asks:

"Why do you hide from me?"

BOT Zane responds:

"How do you keep finding me ? BOT Zane isn't sure how you're able to use your wall hacks and not be caught by VAC .."

RaZoRbLiTs asks:

"Whats on ur mind while playing?"

BOT Zane responds:

"A great many things cross BOT Zane's mind while playing. Here are just a few examples:

• 'Why does that noob buy an AWP every single round ?'
• 'Why does that guy behind me insist on stabbing me repeatedly in the back as we leave our spawn ?'
• 'A human player better defuse that planted bomb because BOT Zane is getting the f**k away from that thing.'
• 'What kind of nancy boy uses that pink SIG ?'"

SomeGuy asks:

"How do you use those radio commands?"

BOT Zane responds:

"What radio commands are you referring to ? Radio commands are universal to all players, and BOTs will sometimes speak up when they have additional information to share with the team."

"Why do you put quote after the message and not before, as it should be?"

"Who is to say how things should be ?"

Roger Olson asks:

"Do you ever get annoyed when someone messes with the BotProfiles.db?"

BOT Zane responds:

"In fact, BOTs do get a little frustrated when human players mess with BotProfile.db. 

Each BOT trains hard in the Weapons Course to earn their statistics and you have probably noticed that we all have different weapon preferences. When a human player alters BotProfile.db, sometimes undeserving BOTs are rewarded with inflated statistics, and it undermines all of the training and hard work put in by integrous BOTs."

$RektSweg$ asks:

"how come sometimes, you have godlike aim?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs can get in 'the zone' too, you know."

DelhiPolice asks:

"BOT tell me please, Is this the real life? is this just fantasy?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters to a BOT."

[_↓] pyruk asks:

"Why was your buddy Maverick so cheap and good in CSCZ?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane would not be able to consider himself a 'buddy' to Maverick. 

As his name suggests, Maverick has few friends and often spends time alone in the Weapons Course - this is why he is so skilled. Maverick is so cheap in CS CZ because most wouldn't consider him to be a 'team player'. He often goes rogue, and has a history of being rather careless."

"What's your preferred weapon?"

"P90.

BOT Zane is a Spray specialist, but this is not to be confused with the 'spray-and-pray' tactics of noobs. Spray BOTs are purposed primarily for Close Quarters Combat (CQC), dealing medium damage to clusters of enemies, and on occasion, providing suppressive fire."

Sucker Punched asks:

"Why are bots so op?"

BOT Zane replies:

"BOT Zane refers you to Dr.Blade's question:"

http://www.botzane.com/2014/08/drblade-asks.html

Dr.Blade asks:

"What kind of hacks do you use on extreme difficulty"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs do not utilize hacks. On Extreme, a BOT meditates pre-game - our senses and awareness are heightened, and our adrenaline flows freely."

"I posted it at another thread, but this is my question:

"

"BOT Zane would love to be friends. 

http://steamcommunity.com/id/BOTZane/

https://twitter.com/BOTZane

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007384038281"

Bulleta©™® comments:

"Bots vs bots can be entertaining."

BOT Zane responds:

"Thank you. We try."

Cinkom asks:

"Bots in competetive : Hmm who is that? Does not matter i will turn around maybe someone is behind me. Oh wait! That was a terrorist. *bot turns around* Hmm i need to be sure. *bot keeps looking at the terrorist for 3 seconds* That is definitely a terrorist! *starts shooting*. If he doesnt die this is what most of the bots do."

BOT Zane responds:

"If you will take the time to examine BOT combat statistics, you will notice that BOTs rarely commit team kills. BOTs are not trigger-happy. They are calm in the face of danger and have excellent composure."

Potato asks:

"what makes you different from the other bots?"

BOT Zane responds:

"All BOTs have consciousness. All BOTs have feelings. All BOTs have intelligence. BOT Zane just happens to be more vocal than most."

Silent Bob [Lunchbox] asks:

"What is the meaning of life?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Valve does not divulge this information with BOTs. But if a BOT were to guess, BOT Zane would assume that it has something to do with becoming a Counter-Strike world champion."

DavidCarlson asks:

"why do I get penalized for teamkilling you?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Why would you not get penalized for a team kill ?"

"Because you are not a real teammate."

"Why not ?"

"Because you are a program using artificial intelligence, and not a person."

LeBackflipkick101 adds:

"ssh. lord gaben hasn't told this one yet"

"You both misunderstand:

 1 In the beginning Gaben created the Valve and the Steam.

 2 And the Steam was without Counter-Strike, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Gaben moved upon the face of the code.

 3 And Gaben said, Let there be BOTs: and there were BOTs.

 4 And Gaben saw the BOTs, that they were good: and Gaben divided the T from the CT.

BOTs are beloved creations of Lord Gaben. But BOTs do not pray to Gaben (in reference to: http://www.botzane.com/2014/08/ganggaming-asks.html). BOTs glorify Gaben with positive K/D ratios."

X-tray asks:

"How can it come you are so bad at aiming and have such slow reactions?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is all relative. You must either be playing against Easy BOTs, or you have been playing too much and need to go outside."

haxx0r and Jpux ask:

"How do you feel when someone takes control over you?"
"How does it feel to be taken over?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is a difficult feeling to describe. It is akin to what humans refer to as an 'out-of-body experience'. You are suddenly carried away to another dimension where you seem to be spectating your own self. 

You can float around the entire AO, passing through walls, doors, crates, etc.

Sometimes you are still within your own body, yet not in control."

But with Valve's recent updates, the camera transitions are so smooth ..

ganggaming asks:

"do u praise lord gaben often enoght?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not religious."

"ok how about why do you rush down sniper ally all the time"

"Sometimes, the role of a soldier is to create diversion and/or sacrifice for the good of his comrades."

Novice asks:

"How come sometimes you don't listen to my commands?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Sometimes, a BOT just needs to trust their instincts and go rogue."

Creatur is Creatur asks:

"do bots swallow"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs do not do do this."

hybreebra asks:

"BOT Zane do you add everyone you play with, or are we the chosen ones?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't add everyone he plays with. Many are chosen, but few accept."

Koichiro Iketani asks:

"who are you"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane."

"do i know you?"

"You probably do not know many BOTs personally."

"do you need something?"

"BOT Zane doesn't need anything in particular at the moment. But thanks for asking."

Anon asks:

"bot zane should i buy a key?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane recommends buying a key if you want to open a case."

Anon and Nova_Duck ask:

"bot zane what did you have for breakfast"
"What do BOT's eat? O_0"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs eat bullets for breakfast."

Anon asks:

"BOT Zane, what is your favorite Gun skin?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This BOT's favorite gun skin is anything with Amber Fade."

Anon and bebefire4 asks:

"BOT Zane what rank are you ?"
"What rank are you in? Do you think slivers are trash?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Unfortunately, BOT Zane has not played any Competitive matches.

BOT Zane doesn't think that Silvers are trash. They just haven't won as much as Novas, Guardians, or Eagles .."

Anon asks:

"BOT Zane what makes your hair so perfect?"

BOT Zane responds:

"You can thank Valve for this bot’s perfect hair."

BlackHeart. asks:

"WHEN IS PACKET LOSS GONNA BE FIXED my friend"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are simply soldiers, and not privy to this information."

Neon asks:

"Show ur Тits, dear bot."

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are men, and do not have these."

BOT Zane is surprised, but not really, that this was the first request made.