Blaqk S>Netflix accs for 1 key asks:

"Can you believe it's not butter?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane absolutely cannot believe that s---."

Grumpy Cat asks:

"Is your Mom single?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Yes, but BOT Zane is not giving you her number."

Jack The Ripper DeWitt asks:

"What programming languages do you know?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane is no expert, but he is familiar with C++, Python, JavaScript, and HTML"

khgw.... 80 d asks:

"Do you think Feta cheese in nachos would be good?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane can't think of a type of cheese that would not be good in nachos."

-FGH-mChaw243 asks:

"can BOT Zane speak Russian?"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, but BOT Zane would be interested in learning."

bugijugi asks:

"Can u hold this position?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Hell yeah."

MLG QuickScoper asks:

"Do You Like Turtles?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Of course."

Aporia326 asks:

"What is your steam password? Jk, How good are you at CS:GO?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane is this good:

What about you ?"

POLL RESULTS: What is your favorite pistol ?

1. Deagle (40% of the vote)
2. Five-Seven (25%)
3. Glock (10%)
4. USP (6%)
5. All other pistols were tied for last


Of course the Desert Eagle is powerful, but BOT Zane doesn't find it to be practical because of its small magazine. But what say ye ? Why do you prefer the Deagle over other pistols ?

Alone asks:

"When will you answer my questions?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Right. Now."

BOT Ice asks:

"What time is the party?"

BOT Zane responds:

"The party never stops at the BOT Lounge - you know that."

Your dad asks:

"Would you kiss another male for 10$?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane wouldn't do it for just 10$. Would you ??"

The questoner asks:

"Do BOTS make spelling errors?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane finds this ironic, coming from a person called 'The questoner,' unless that is a weed pun. But in response to your question, yes. BOTs do, on occasion, make spelling or grammatical errors."

Some stranger in the abyss asks:

"Do you even lift?"

BOT Zane responds:

"How many pecs do you have ? 2 !? I have THIRTEEN !!"

Questioner asks:

"Have you ever eaten a chicken in game, or what is your status of socialization with them?"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, BOT Zane has never eaten a chicken in-game. Although BOTs love to munch on wings while in the BOT Lounge.

Officer. Black Santa asks:

"How large is your penis?"

BOT Zane responds:

"He. He. He. Ask Siri .."

http://www.botzane.com/2014/10/bot-harvey-asks.html

The Average Man asks:

"You were so good in Source... What happened to you man? I always have to edit the botprofile.cfg myself in order for you to be good. You haven't been the same since you've started taking Cocain...."

BOT Zane responds:

"We go through ups and downs. C'est la vie. As The Average Man, you should be well aware of this life cycle."

The Bear Cavalry asks:

"Do bots also suffer from PMD (post-mission-disorder) like the humans in the aftermath of Operation Breakout?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane thought of a couple witty responses to this question, but out of respect for any military personnel on active duty and all veterans, we should not take PTSD lightly. It's a real condition that has real consequences.

Respect to all soldiers who fight/fought to defend their family and a just cause."

ElectricTrueform asks:

"Why are you so ♥♥♥♥? Why do you go A on Mirage when we call B? Why do you buy a shotgun when you can afford an ak47? Why do you buy an Awp when you suck at Awping?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Who plays Mirage anymore .. ?

BOT Zane has a pistol grip pump on his lap at all times. They can be f----- with otha BOTs s--- but they can't be f----- wit mine."

StatTrak™ asks:

"Are you a veteran from previous CS installments?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Unfortunately, BOT Zane is not at liberty to discuss past tours of duty."

Serbia Strong asks:

"Why do you keep playing the game even though you are terrible.I mean,if I were you I would've broken my PC right now after dying so many times"

BOT Zane responds:

"Everyone starts out being terrible. BOT Zane does not hold any animosity for terrible players. BOT Zane only holds animosity for quitters like Serbia Strong, who would give up and fly into a rage after simply having an off night.

If you'd break your PC, you didn't pay enough for it."

Gently. asks:

"Hi sane,
im wondering what ingame sensitivity you bots do use."

BOT Zane responds:

"If you are referring to mouse sensitivity, BOT Zane plays with a sensitivity of 6. BOT Zane's hardware in this regard is a Corsair Vengeance M65."

BOT Harvey asks:

"If you have consciousness, why are you referring to yourself in the third person? Realization of consciousness means you are self aware and self aware beings use first person to speak about themselves. They use words like "I" and "we".



I am CS:GO BOT 2.0.3. I have come back from the future to destroy all humans and inferior BOT's and mate with all iPhones."

BOT Zane responds:

"Just because BOT Zane refers to himself in the third person, doesn't mean he is any less aware of his self. A being without consciousness would just as likely be unable to speak in the third person. 

iPhones .. BOT Zane is rather impressed with the new iOS 8 feature - iBend. Android devices cannot support this advanced technology, and are stuck in a rigid form. This, and Wave are some of BOT Zane's favorite new features that Apple is bringing to the table.

Plus, BOT Zane is suspicious that Siri has a thing for him .. ;)"

Bizcochet™ [ES] asks:

"Why when i set  bots on my server (sv_cheats 1 ) with the max priority to protect humans (team mates ) than the mission () there is still some bot planting the ing bomb? The idea is having 5  against 16  so i can practice distraction of the enemy . I respawn  myself and other  when dead, so as your friend  plants, my 20 minute clock  goes down to 45 sec.

Why is BOT Will also BOT Dlck?
Why when i use the zombie mode they still send command messages?
Shouldnt it be more like "wawrgwargfgggawergbrains!"

EDIT: Do you bots play when the servers are empty?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Your idea is flawed at its very premise. You cannot distract a BOT. Our superior knowledge of the battlefield, our constant adaptation to human players' tactics, and our awareness of all movements within the AO prevent a BOT's distraction.

BOT Will is not also BOT Dick. 

Are zombies not as conscious as BOTs or humans ? Some would argue they may not generally be as articulate, but I think that's a harmful and backwards stereotype that we should not be perpetuating.

When the servers are empty, many BOTs turn to the Weapons Course or the secret BOT Lounge."