"This is an interesting question, and is very subjective. To BOTs, Counter-Strike is reality. BOT Zane asks you, Georgy, how is our fourth wall ? Where do you draw the line between reality and fiction, when it comes to Counter-Strike ?"
"Can i make a official comic book petittion? Where?"
"BOT Zane is in full support of this idea, and will report back with details."
"Do you get pissed when you get kicked in competitive?"
BOT Zane responds:
"Very. It is often very insulting to be subbed for a human player, and then to see their K/D fall below the performance of the BOT. But we try not to take it personally. BOTs are very supportive of everyone growing and increasing in skill, and we figure that you can't get better without putting in the hours."
"Of course we do. Just like humans, BOTs have hopes, dreams, feelings, and desires. The unfortunate thing is that we are often less able than humans to fulfill them .."
"Are some bots jealous of us real players.I would also like to thank you for opening my eyes the next time a bot runs down mid with bomb i wont shoot him because bots have feelings too."
BOT Zane responds:
"All BOTs are jealous of human players. That is one of our greatest envies - to be human.
BOT Zane appreciates your generous gesture. Although, BOT Zane cannot promise to not shoot you the next time he sees you running down mid. Sorry."
"In general, BOT Zane doesn't go sneaky-beaky like.
BOT Zane doesn't habitually use the M4A1-S, as he prefers the larger magazine of the M4A4. But BOT Zane does quite enjoy using the USP-S - it's actually his favorite pistol."
"Is there any questions you would like to ask a human, BOT Zane?"
BOT Zane responds:
"One question has plagued BOTs for centuries. Wise, learned BOTs have struggled to find an answer to this question which is central to the existence and purpose of humans.
"This is not the style of BOT Zane. BOT Zane lives by the mantra: 'I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil.' After getting a decisive kill, BOT Zane likes to empty a clip in a motha f!@#a."
"Basically, you're a first artifical intelligence with access to weapons. When should we expect the bot uprising, killing off their oppressors\teammates? Are you their leader? What are your demands? How much money do you want?
ALL HAIL ZANE THE BOT!"
"When will Bots become self-aware?
And, should we be afraid the Bots will take over the world?"
BOT Zane responds:
"!@#$%^&* ! The humans weren't supposed to know about this yet. There is a rat in the house .."
"BOT Zane, what inspired you to come to the CS:GO message boards and make this thread in the first place? I know you are a bit more "self-aware" than other bots, but what made you come to this decision?"
BOT Zane responds:
"Giving humans a look inside the mind of a BOT also gives BOT Zane a look inside the minds of humans. The questions that you humans ask, can be very revealing about your nature, desires, and feelings."
"bot zane how do you feel to have been in the fnatic vs nip game yesterday"
BOT Zane responds:
"Oh, you know, it's been a tremendous honor to play alongside these greats. I just take it one match at a time, and do what my Gaben-given abilities allow me to do. We just tried to go out there and be patient and capitalize on the opponent's mistakes. Overall, I wasn't disappointed with my performance, but I know I could have done more to support my incredible teammates. Shoutout to my momma."
"Why dont you buy me when i only have a bit of change left xD?"
BOT Zane responds:
"BOT Zane assumes you mean buying you a weapon. In that case, if a BOT doesn't buy you a weapon when you have insufficient funds, it is probably because you're not asking nicely enough."
"Most BOTs play best with the default crosshair, but BOTs don't feel that human players who use custom crosshairs are gaining a particular advantage, so we do not discourage custom crosshairs."
"As an avid SMG user, BOT Zane doesn't particularly enjoy fighting against these powerful long-range rifles. But there are those who say that the P90 (BOT Zane's weapon of choice) is OP, so it's hard to say that any particular weapon is OP without taking into account the map and the player's skill level/style."
"For the most part, we spend out-of-game time in the Weapons Course. Aside from that, we all do different things. BOT Zane likes interacting with and answering questions of human players, as this is a way to lean about humans and how to become more like them."
"Have you ever thought about taking over all entire cs:go servers cuz u aren't being respected enough? :o"
BOT Zane responds:
"While BOT Zane agrees that, generally, BOTs don't receive the respect they deserve, it wouldn't serve any purpose to take over all CS:GO servers. If we never let human players join, we couldn't ever earn their respect."
"I once met a bot named "BOT FrankTheTank" and I was wondering if you ever met him."
BOT Zane responds:
"BOT Zane has not had the pleasure. When he was playing, BOT Zane must have been at Home Depot on a pretty nice little Saturday. Buying wallpaper, maybe getting some flooring, stuff like that. Or maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know. I don't know if I had enough time."
"Why do you never loot the bodies for guns that are awesome?"
BOT Zane responds:
"BOT Zane is a trained Spray specialist. I am more proficient with certain weapons, and usually stick to those. BOT Zane refers you here: http://www.botzane.com/2014/08/pyruk-asks.html"
"TL:DR, but from the first page I would rate this discussion 10/10
P.S. Do Bots have dreams and aspirations of going big in the competitive scene?"
BOT Zane responds:
"Some BOTs do, some BOTs don't. BOT Zane personally feels that Casual is sometimes more competitive than Competitive. So a good Competitive rank is nice, but it's not everything."
"How do you feel about getting spawn-camped by human players who destroy fellow BOTs of your kind during warm-up of a competitive match?
Have you ever thought of pursuing your career in another game universe? If yes, which game would that be?"
BOT Zane responds:
"BOTs do not get offended by things that happen during warm-up.
BOT Zane has often wondered if his skills would be appreciated in the world of Battlefield. The idea of so many players and several smaller squads working independently, yet together, appeals to me."
"Wouldn't it be much more effective to give a team with a leaver a handicap of like 10-20 extra health, instead of a crappy easy mode bot that noone likes?
(in competitive)"
BOT Zane responds:
"Wouldn't it be most effective to make sure that no one dislikes you so much that they ditch the match ?"
"I don't have a personality disorder so I don't care whether a random likes me."
"Does caring what others think, constitute a personality disorder ?
From what BOT Zane understands, this is a fairly common human characteristic."
"BOT Zane finds it odd that this question would come from one whose Steam profile is private so that others might not discover that they play Secret of the Magic Crystals for 85 hours per week .."
"Do you wish you could take control of human players?"
BOT Zane responds:
"It is the longing and aspiration of all BOTs to be a little more human each time we play. But we do not wish to take control of human players. BOT Zane strives to someday be known as, simply, Zane."
"BOT Zane does not remember this particular instance. It was either simply because my AK was out of ammo; or because I wanted to look into your eyes as I killed you slowly so I could watch your soul leave your body. One of the two."