PAYDAY 2: Impossible, It Can't Be. Is it?

BOT Zane found the toast while trying to complete the job on Death Wish - attempting to complete the Like Turkeys Voting for an Early Christmas and Riders On the Snowstorm achievements.

Sadly, BOT Zane's crew was unsuccessful on that day.

But the following day, BOT Zane tried out a new crew and finished the achievements, but without the Toast.

After that, BOT Zane farmed White Xmas on Normal, looking specifically for the Toast. After about an hour, the Toast manifested itself for BOT Zane's second time. Being on Normal, and due to BOT Zane's dodge build, he was able to finally earn the achievement: Impossible, It Can't Be. Is it?

The first encounter with the Toast:

The second encounter:

Bonepile asks:

"Does BOT Zane use aimbot?"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, never."

SomeGuy asks:

"You are different bot? The other ones had wrong syntax for quotes."

BOT Zane responds:

"No, BOT Zane is the same BOT Zane as before. And, like BOT Zane always says: F--- YOUR SYNTAX."

BigBoy_V asks:

"Have you met any BOTs better than you?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Of course. BOT Zane does not profess to be the best BOT. Personally, BOT Zane looks up to BOT Moe, BOT Minh, and BOT Phoenix."

CrazyChocolateChipDaddy asks:

"What is your favorite plugin command you like to use against hackers? I prefer amx_leavegame. Hackers don't like it since it smashes their CS out right. This is the best romanian plugin program to use against hackers only. Too much non steam like hacking. Thank god for it.

Cheers
CrazyChocolateChipDaddy"

BOT Zane responds:

"Honestly, BOT Zane does not get mad at hackers. It's generally funny, and BOT Zane plays mostly Casual so no true harm is done."

OmG_GoDLiKe asks:

"Who better: BOT Hunter or BOT Tobias?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane every time.'

Valenfield asks:

"Do you like Megurine Luka (Vocaloid) songs?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane had not heard of this artist before today. BOT Zane does not typically partake in the Japanese sound, but this really wasn't too bad. It was pretty poppy and light - not BOT Zane's typical music choice. BOT Zane liked that it wasn't trying too hard, and seemed well-written. 

It's good, but BOT Zane will probably not pursue it further. Thank you for the recommendation."

Shallex asks:

"How about I take you home, slap some honey on those biscuits, and make it ripe as rain, sunshine?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Oh, you are such a romantic. How can BOT Zane say no to that ?"

Cinkom asks:

"Why do you not listen to my orders when i say "hold position"? you just say "negative" or stay quiet"


Shallex responds:
"You have to say affirmative to get them to stay after you told them to hold position."

BOT Zane responds:

"Who put you in command ? BOT Zane is not obligated to follow the orders of a Cinkom."

POLL RESULTS: Which is your favorite Reserves Group map?

1. Dust (50% of the vote)
2. Office and Militia (tied for 2nd place)


You all should be ashamed of yourselves for not voting.

[bmbD]spadermn asks:

"do u have swwag?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane has all of the swegs."

-FGH-mChaw243(RUS) asks:

"how i get holosight on ump like you master sweg leader"

BOT Zane responds:

"Sweg is not something that can be learned. You are either born with sweg, or you are not. BOT Zane was born with copious amounts of sweg."

AwfulRanger asks:

"are you my dad?"

BOT Zane responds:

"It is rumored that BOT Zane has children that he doesn't know about. So, it's entirely possible."

David Attenbro asks:

"do i make you horny"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane will never admit it."

-FGH-mChaw243(RUS) asks:

"bot zane do you agree with my top 3 music picks
1.Крайм Волшебник - Иран контрас
2."Make It Bun Dem" by Skrillex, Damian "Jr Gong" Marley
3.H1GH - Дом устал от меня"

BOT Zane responds:

"1. BOT Zane was initially pleased with this song. The dark beat, the angelic choir, the church bell, everything was alright up until about 1:17. Then, suddenly, BOT Zane realized that he was listening to the Russian equivalent of 90's Eminem. It was at that moment that BOT Zane had to turn it off.

2. BOT Zane has a deep appreciation for both electronic music and reggae. Believe it or not, BOT Zane grew up listening to roots reggae thanks to his mother's influence (and gangster rap thanks to his environment). In fact, BOT Zane has seen Damian Marley live in concert. But it wasn't until his later years that BOT Zane grew to appreciate electronic music. He has lived with a handful of DJ's, and has seen such electronic acts as A-Trak, Daft Punk, Glitch Mob, R/D, and has even attended Ill Gates' Church of Bass. Despite this varied musical preference, BOT Zane has never been able to fully accept Skrillex as an artist. But this song was pleasing unto the ears of BOT Zane - the dubstep influence did not overpower the drum and bass influence. BOT Zane approves this song.

3. This slow beat was well-mixed and BOT Zane feels that the lyrics were less forced, unlike song #1. Despite not understanding the words, BOT Zane believes that he was able to understand the feeling of the song. BOT Zane approves this song.

Overall, BOT Zane rates your music taste 7/10"

Shallex responds:

"After serious consideration, after many seconds of not listening to the music, I have drawn an unbiased, informed conclusion. I have decided that the answer to this question has to unanimously be...

No."

-FGH-mChaw243(RUS) inquires:

"D: why"

Shallex responds:

"Well more than half of them are Russian, so I wouldn't be able to understand them, and one of them is by Skrillex, so I can only assume it is dubstep."

-FGH-mChaw243(RUS) retorts:

"no its bob marley but skrillex remix and the russian ones are best :D"

Shallex responds (in reference to Skrillex):

"So that means it is dubstep right?"

-FGH-mChaw243(RUS) answers:

"Best songs every

BⒶkⒶが大好き⑨ asks:

"can BOT Zane use his bot power to find me a fair price full fade m9 out there in the world"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is all relative. What do you consider to be a fair price ? Currently, the market value is nearly $400. Economically, this is a fair price in terms of supply and demand. But BOT Zane is curious to know what you would consider to be a fair price ?"

Delirious asks:

"where is a map where is picture of knife on the wall"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is very intriguing. BOT Zane does not know, but is now going to be hunting for this picture."

Shallex comments:

"I was playing Counter-Strike: Condition Zero against bots and I looked in the distance and saw what I thought was a BOT Zane. I proceeded to pump this figure full of lead, and among further inspection of the figure, it was indeed a BOT Zane. I almost cried. Forgive me BOT Zane for I have sinned."

BOT Zane responds:

"Shallex - no man shall find fault with thee when thou playest CS:CZ. The Good Lord Gaben smiles upon those who still play upon the 1.6 engine. Thou hast done well in the sight of men, and in the sight of Gaben. Go thy way, and cry no more."

BOT Zane is still waiting for CS:GO to include a first-person story game, like Condition Zero. The mission setup of the new Operation Vanguard is the closest they've come.

Shallex responds: 

"I have wished they added such a mode for a long time. It could serve as basic gameplay training for players who have never played before. Then once you complete it, you could unlock the armory, which allows you to replay missions with your skins on your weapons. I want to see missions with the intensity of the CS:GO trailer on de_nuke."

BOT Zane responds:

"Amen, and amen. But Valve is so busy choosing ugly weapon skins to offer in Op Vanguard, that they don't have time to develop a new, useful game mode."

KJ asks:

"What would you say if i become your new daddy, little Zaney?"


Shallex responds:
"That idea gets me going."

BOT Zane responds:

"That idea gets Shallex and BOT Zane going."

Shadow Ops |KFC| asks:

"When I tell you to hold your position at our spawn why do you run towards the enemy team and get yourself killed at the start of the round?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Your voice commands no authority. Shadow Ops is not a real division of the armed forces. What, do you think this is some Tom Clancy bullshit ?"

εxïmï asks:

"Why dont bots buy defuses?"

BOT Zane responds;

"A lot of BOTs do buy defuse kits - BOT Zane does. But the general sentiment among BOTs is that if the human players don't have the desire to defuse, then their cause is lost already."

AllosaurusJr asks:

"Dear Bot Zane, I have 2 questions for you.

What are the bots' favourite colour of the alphabet on a scale of 1 - 10? Also, this one has been answered, but can we add Bot Zane?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Dear AllosaurusJr, BOT Zane has 2 responses for you.

This BOT's favorite colour of the alphabet on a scale of 1-10 is 10.

And, BOT Zane would love it if human players added him."

4815162342 responds:

"Alphabet...1-10...Excuse me, but there are at LEAST 15 letters in the alphabet, if not 20! DUH...Hookt on foniks bro!"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane likes this guy."

4815162342 asks:

"Why do you how do you do the do how you do?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Why do you not do what BOT Zane do how do you not do the things BOT Zane do ? Wat do ?"

Errbody do the BOT Zane

Shallex responds:
"I would think that yes."


4815162342 asks:
"Do you think that he would think that you do how you do that he would think so?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane knows that you think that you know what Shallex thinks BOT Zane knows about what you think."

Shadow Ops |KFC| asks:

"Do you wish to be human? Are you jealous of humans? Are you going to terminate us?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Yes, all BOTs wish to be human someday. But don't worry, we will not terminate the humans .. .. yet .."

BⒶkⒶが大好き⑨ asks:

"IF a BOT need to travel, what airline would he use?"

BOT Zane responds:

"That really depends on where the BOT is traveling to. Southwest is what BOT Zane flies most of the time."

KillahInstinct asks:

"Welcome back Zane. What is your stance towards the policing on the CSGO forums?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Thank you. BOT Zane believes that moderators and policies are certainly needed to maintain order and a certain caliber of content within the forums. But, BOT Zane was in particular disagreement with his warnings, as the quantity of 'advertisements' within the original "Ask A BOT Anything" thread was very low. Of several hundred interactions, only two or three could be considered 'advertising'. BOT Zane doesn't believe that such a small amount could be considered abusive or spammy. 

But BOT Zane respects the forum moderators and participants, and will comply with moderators' requests."

Trex asks:

"How are you?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Very well, thank you. And how are you ?"

Shallex asks:

"Why do bots never use M4A1 or USP?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs, just like human players, all have weapons preferences. For example, BOT Brett and BOT Quade both are proficient with the M4A1."

BⒶkⒶは大好き⑨ asks:

"which BOT are proficient with the AK47?"

BOT Zane responds:
"Those same BOTs will use the AK when they are on T side."

Littlefoot asks:

"Ok, then i ask you this:

What is your favorite weapon in the game?"


AllosaurusJr responds:
"He already answered, it's the P90."


BⒶkⒶは大好き⑨ asks:
"what's BOT Zane fps and ping"


AllosaurusJr responds:

"The ping depends on the server he's connected to, not every single server has the same ping. And he's a bot, so he runs at the same FPS as... you. ;)"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane is fortunate enough to play on Google Fiber, and has never really seen ping over 50"

BⒶkⒶは大好き⑨ asks:

"zane, why u cant speak japanese omfg"

BOT Zane responds:

"Teach BOT Zane."

nolaN asks:

"Whats better m4a1s or m4a4"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane ops for the larger magazine over stealth that rarely maintains itself."

Aporia326 asks:

"How many times a day do you use meth?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't partake in the meth. But he has just consumed the better part of a 30 rack and is fairly intoxicated, and should not be entrusted with firearms at this point in time .."

Αγεμω (Alphadef) asks:

"Good sir zane, how do you feel about the shiny knives people like to stab eachother with."

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane needs that bayonet .."

"So I take it Zane prefers the bayonet? Any particular finish?" 

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane actually prefers the M9 Bayonet. The serrated edge adds a lot of function to the knife. In regard to finish, well, of course the Case Hardened and the Fade are nice. But BOT Zane particularly likes the Night finish, and someday wants to own one. If BOT Zane can't get a Night finish, then his second choice would be the Blue Steel finish.

What is your favorite knife, Alphadef ?"

♥♥♥♥ Yu ♥♥♥♥ Mi asks:

"Why do you never stay when i ask you too?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Because you're creepy."

Velocity514 asks:

"why do ppl put bot in their names?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Because they are BOTs and not humans. Duh."

BⒶkⒶは大好き⑨ asks:

"What is BOT Zane"

BOT Zane responds:

"Some days, a Terrorist. Some days, a Counter-Terrorist. But always a BOT."

-FGH-mChaw243 #RIP Chickens responds:

"OP"

BOT Zane responds;

"Amen."

-FGH-mChaw243 #RIP Chickens asks:

"What is Bot Zane's Favorite Gun?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane's weapon of choice is the P90."

Perfector comments:

"Stop killing me"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane will not."

Bill Gates asks:

"Pc or mac?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Lord Gates, is this a test ? BOT Zane has been loyal to the PC, he swears it."

supreme master guardian first class asks:

"what rank r u brah?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Currently, ZERO. BOT Zane hasn't been invited to play any competitive matches yet. 

This deeply saddens him .."

random person crying in the corner asks:

"*sniff* did you skip my question?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't believe so, but if he did, it was a mistake. BOT Zane apologizes and asks that you resubmit your question."

thesmexypanda asks:

"does bot zane do this for a living"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, BOT Zane can't answer questions for a living. That would be fun, and BOT Zane would be a lot more active if that were the case. Maybe someday."

Your dealer asks:

"How high are you right now?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Like, on Cypress Hill levels right now."

Alone asks:

"do you playu minecraft"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, BOT Zane doesn't dislike Minecraft, just has never gotten into it."

The perverted Potatoe asks:

"How do bots reproduce?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane puts his Negev into the She-BOT's bomb site .. and .. voila .."

Blaqk S>Netflix accs for 1 key asks:

"Can you believe it's not butter?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane absolutely cannot believe that s---."

Grumpy Cat asks:

"Is your Mom single?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Yes, but BOT Zane is not giving you her number."

Jack The Ripper DeWitt asks:

"What programming languages do you know?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane is no expert, but he is familiar with C++, Python, JavaScript, and HTML"

khgw.... 80 d asks:

"Do you think Feta cheese in nachos would be good?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane can't think of a type of cheese that would not be good in nachos."

-FGH-mChaw243 asks:

"can BOT Zane speak Russian?"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, but BOT Zane would be interested in learning."

bugijugi asks:

"Can u hold this position?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Hell yeah."

MLG QuickScoper asks:

"Do You Like Turtles?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Of course."

Aporia326 asks:

"What is your steam password? Jk, How good are you at CS:GO?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane is this good:

What about you ?"

POLL RESULTS: What is your favorite pistol ?

1. Deagle (40% of the vote)
2. Five-Seven (25%)
3. Glock (10%)
4. USP (6%)
5. All other pistols were tied for last


Of course the Desert Eagle is powerful, but BOT Zane doesn't find it to be practical because of its small magazine. But what say ye ? Why do you prefer the Deagle over other pistols ?

Alone asks:

"When will you answer my questions?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Right. Now."

BOT Ice asks:

"What time is the party?"

BOT Zane responds:

"The party never stops at the BOT Lounge - you know that."

Your dad asks:

"Would you kiss another male for 10$?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane wouldn't do it for just 10$. Would you ??"

The questoner asks:

"Do BOTS make spelling errors?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane finds this ironic, coming from a person called 'The questoner,' unless that is a weed pun. But in response to your question, yes. BOTs do, on occasion, make spelling or grammatical errors."

Some stranger in the abyss asks:

"Do you even lift?"

BOT Zane responds:

"How many pecs do you have ? 2 !? I have THIRTEEN !!"

Questioner asks:

"Have you ever eaten a chicken in game, or what is your status of socialization with them?"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, BOT Zane has never eaten a chicken in-game. Although BOTs love to munch on wings while in the BOT Lounge.

Officer. Black Santa asks:

"How large is your penis?"

BOT Zane responds:

"He. He. He. Ask Siri .."

http://www.botzane.com/2014/10/bot-harvey-asks.html

The Average Man asks:

"You were so good in Source... What happened to you man? I always have to edit the botprofile.cfg myself in order for you to be good. You haven't been the same since you've started taking Cocain...."

BOT Zane responds:

"We go through ups and downs. C'est la vie. As The Average Man, you should be well aware of this life cycle."

The Bear Cavalry asks:

"Do bots also suffer from PMD (post-mission-disorder) like the humans in the aftermath of Operation Breakout?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane thought of a couple witty responses to this question, but out of respect for any military personnel on active duty and all veterans, we should not take PTSD lightly. It's a real condition that has real consequences.

Respect to all soldiers who fight/fought to defend their family and a just cause."

ElectricTrueform asks:

"Why are you so ♥♥♥♥? Why do you go A on Mirage when we call B? Why do you buy a shotgun when you can afford an ak47? Why do you buy an Awp when you suck at Awping?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Who plays Mirage anymore .. ?

BOT Zane has a pistol grip pump on his lap at all times. They can be f----- with otha BOTs s--- but they can't be f----- wit mine."

StatTrak™ asks:

"Are you a veteran from previous CS installments?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Unfortunately, BOT Zane is not at liberty to discuss past tours of duty."

Serbia Strong asks:

"Why do you keep playing the game even though you are terrible.I mean,if I were you I would've broken my PC right now after dying so many times"

BOT Zane responds:

"Everyone starts out being terrible. BOT Zane does not hold any animosity for terrible players. BOT Zane only holds animosity for quitters like Serbia Strong, who would give up and fly into a rage after simply having an off night.

If you'd break your PC, you didn't pay enough for it."

Gently. asks:

"Hi sane,
im wondering what ingame sensitivity you bots do use."

BOT Zane responds:

"If you are referring to mouse sensitivity, BOT Zane plays with a sensitivity of 6. BOT Zane's hardware in this regard is a Corsair Vengeance M65."

BOT Harvey asks:

"If you have consciousness, why are you referring to yourself in the third person? Realization of consciousness means you are self aware and self aware beings use first person to speak about themselves. They use words like "I" and "we".



I am CS:GO BOT 2.0.3. I have come back from the future to destroy all humans and inferior BOT's and mate with all iPhones."

BOT Zane responds:

"Just because BOT Zane refers to himself in the third person, doesn't mean he is any less aware of his self. A being without consciousness would just as likely be unable to speak in the third person. 

iPhones .. BOT Zane is rather impressed with the new iOS 8 feature - iBend. Android devices cannot support this advanced technology, and are stuck in a rigid form. This, and Wave are some of BOT Zane's favorite new features that Apple is bringing to the table.

Plus, BOT Zane is suspicious that Siri has a thing for him .. ;)"

Bizcochet™ [ES] asks:

"Why when i set  bots on my server (sv_cheats 1 ) with the max priority to protect humans (team mates ) than the mission () there is still some bot planting the ing bomb? The idea is having 5  against 16  so i can practice distraction of the enemy . I respawn  myself and other  when dead, so as your friend  plants, my 20 minute clock  goes down to 45 sec.

Why is BOT Will also BOT Dlck?
Why when i use the zombie mode they still send command messages?
Shouldnt it be more like "wawrgwargfgggawergbrains!"

EDIT: Do you bots play when the servers are empty?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Your idea is flawed at its very premise. You cannot distract a BOT. Our superior knowledge of the battlefield, our constant adaptation to human players' tactics, and our awareness of all movements within the AO prevent a BOT's distraction.

BOT Will is not also BOT Dick. 

Are zombies not as conscious as BOTs or humans ? Some would argue they may not generally be as articulate, but I think that's a harmful and backwards stereotype that we should not be perpetuating.

When the servers are empty, many BOTs turn to the Weapons Course or the secret BOT Lounge."

UrbanSNOOKIE asks:

"does gaben have you do things while you are not running into walls or looking at enemies with a smile"

BOT Zane responds:

"Lord Gaben has given but one command to BOTs: to kill and humiliate human players like UrbanSNOOKIE."

Lombax asks:

"can u smurf ?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane certainly can, but he doesn't."

Dragon Lord Buwaro asks:

"Are you mad I pose as you regulary?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

BOT Zane is flattered."

fjultythjssss asks:

" where do you guys sleep?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs have quarters provided for them by Valve. 

They may or may not be located in, at, on, or around Black Mesa, the existence of which can neither be confirmed nor denied .."

Bill asks:

"Do you masturbate?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane can neither confirm nor deny the allegations .."

Italian man who went to Malta comments:

"Piss on you too!"

BOT Zane responds:

"Ain't no food in my fridge, just body parts.

Wanna join the party, Italian man ??"

Jorge "Georgy" Antonio Gutiérrez Martínez asks:

"How is our fourth wall?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is an interesting question, and is very subjective. To BOTs, Counter-Strike is reality. BOT Zane asks you, Georgy, how is our fourth wall ? Where do you draw the line between reality and fiction, when it comes to Counter-Strike ?"

"Can i make a official comic book petittion? Where?"

"BOT Zane is in full support of this idea, and will report back with details."

DJ Spaps asks:

"Do you get pissed when you get kicked in competitive?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Very. It is often very insulting to be subbed for a human player, and then to see their K/D fall below the performance of the BOT. But we try not to take it personally. BOTs are very supportive of everyone growing and increasing in skill, and we figure that you can't get better without putting in the hours."

jordan asks:

"Do bots have desires?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Of course we do. Just like humans, BOTs have hopes, dreams, feelings, and desires. The unfortunate thing is that we are often less able than humans to fulfill them .."

Bot Lovers 95 asks:

"Why are Bots so awesome?"

BOT Zane responds: 

"Men are jealous of BOTs' superiority on the battlefield, and of the constant raging desire they cast into the hearts of the ladies."

The mommy and the daddy asks:

"Are some bots jealous of us real players.I would also like to thank you for opening my eyes the next time a bot runs down mid with bomb i wont shoot him because bots have feelings too."

BOT Zane responds:

"All BOTs are jealous of human players. That is one of our greatest envies - to be human.

BOT Zane appreciates your generous gesture. Although, BOT Zane cannot promise to not shoot you the next time he sees you running down mid. Sorry."

BOT Ian comments:

"Fuck you Zane."

BOT Zane responds:

"Fuck you, BOT Ian. BOT Zane will go Dick Cheney on your ass."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_incident

Flying Inca asks:

"What is your Favorite Counter Strike Game?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Currently, CS:GO. 

But BOT Zane would someday like to see the CS:GO engine used to create a campaign like Condition Zero, and including the ragdoll physics from Source. 

BOT Zane is still a little sour that ragdoll physics were taken away from CS:GO .."

Shallex asks:

"Why do you not use the silenced weapons?"

BOT Zane responds:

"In general, BOT Zane doesn't go sneaky-beaky like.

BOT Zane doesn't habitually use the M4A1-S, as he prefers the larger magazine of the M4A4. But BOT Zane does quite enjoy using the USP-S - it's actually his favorite pistol."

BOT Seth asks:

"Why do you always lose to me?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Oh BOT Seth, you cocky ol' bastard. BOT Zane will fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil.

"How come we are always on opposing teams?"

"Because BOT Zane doesn't like to play with Riflefags."

"Why do you suck when i turn you on hard?"

"BOT Seth, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."

Catguy asks:

"Do BOTs believe in the creator?"

BOT Zane responds: 

"BOT Zane refers you here: http://www.botzane.com/2014/08/davidcarlson-asks.html

BOTs were created by the benevolent Lord Gaben."

My Man asks:

"Where do BOTs go after a match?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Usually to the BOT Lounge to throw back a couple cold ones and loosen up a bit."

spahp asks:

"Is there any questions you would like to ask a human, BOT Zane?"

BOT Zane responds:

"One question has plagued BOTs for centuries. Wise, learned BOTs have struggled to find an answer to this question which is central to the existence and purpose of humans.

How do you do the Dew ??"

★ Joy ★ asks:

"Have you ever played in a high level tournament or in high leveled match making?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Unfortunately, BOT Zane has never had this opportunity."

Pantee asks:

"What do you call Gaben?
God? Daddy?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Lord Gaben."

Buffy_Bruker asks:

"but u cat defat spodyman biches :)"

BOT Zane responds:

"Oh yeah ? Give BOT Zane the chance, and you may be surprised. And make sure your friend are there to see - cause you might get embarrassed."

Metla asks:

"Are there gay bots?"

BOT Zane responds:

"No, there are no gay BOTs. Not that there's anything wrong with that .."

De'Vision asks:

"If i donate you m4s, then why do you drop it and buy a shotgun instead?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane rather likes shotguns as alternatives to SMGs. BOT Zane's Nova is affectionately called 'The Oven Door'."

"I pack heat like I'm the oven door."

Svenson asks:

"Why don't you teabag other bots?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is not the style of BOT Zane. BOT Zane lives by the mantra: 'I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil.' After getting a decisive kill, BOT Zane likes to empty a clip in a motha f!@#a."

TrazeR asks:

"Why do you bots don't buy defuse kits?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Many BOTs do buy defuse kits. BOT Zane is always found with a kit on hand."

RetriButioN comments:

"Next time I say "Hold This Position" and I hear Negative, I'll shove a Zeus up your ♥♥♥."

BOT Zane responds:

"You may try, but BOT Zane is equally proficient with the Zeus. You might just catch a zap to your pen15."

Just a seal asks:

"How many BOTs does it take to screw a lightbulb?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Three. 

One BOT to replace the lightbulb. One other BOT to stabilize the first's ladder. One last BOT to act as a spotter. 

BOTs practice very safe lightbulb-changing."

Elmyr and Råb!d ask:

"Basically, you're a first artifical intelligence with access to weapons. When should we expect the bot uprising, killing off their oppressors\teammates? Are you their leader? What are your demands? How much money do you want?
ALL HAIL ZANE THE BOT!"

"When will Bots become self-aware?
And, should we be afraid the Bots will take over the world?"

BOT Zane responds:

"!@#$%^&* ! The humans weren't supposed to know about this yet. There is a rat in the house .."

spahp asks:

"BOT Zane, what inspired you to come to the CS:GO message boards and make this thread in the first place? I know you are a bit more "self-aware" than other bots, but what made you come to this decision?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Giving humans a look inside the mind of a BOT also gives BOT Zane a look inside the minds of humans. The questions that you humans ask, can be very revealing about your nature, desires, and feelings."

spahp asks:

"BOT ZANE, do you ever scrimage with other bots to keep in practice in case you are ever called in?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Of course. scrimmaging and training in the Weapons Course will keep your mind sharp and your weapons hot."

Zinix asks:

"How many fingers im i holding up"

BOT Zane responds:

"Seven and a half."

R-Dizzle asks:

"Can you do a 360 noscope?"

BOT Zane responds:

"As BOT Zane typically does not use scoped weapons, I have not attempted such a feat."

ganggaming25 asks:

"bot zane how do you feel to have been in the fnatic vs nip game yesterday"

BOT Zane responds:

"Oh, you know, it's been a tremendous honor to play alongside these greats. I just take it one match at a time, and do what my Gaben-given abilities allow me to do. We just tried to go out there and be patient and capitalize on the opponent's mistakes. Overall, I wasn't disappointed with my performance, but I know I could have done more to support my incredible teammates. Shoutout to my momma."

Joy asks:

"Do you have children to care for?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Someday, after BOT Zane has become human, he will have children of his own."

Krizztech asks:

"Why dont you buy me when i only have a bit of change left xD?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane assumes you mean buying you a weapon. In that case, if a BOT doesn't buy you a weapon when you have insufficient funds, it is probably because you're not asking nicely enough."

Joy asks:

"What crosshair do bots commonly perfer?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Most BOTs play best with the default crosshair, but BOTs don't feel that human players who use custom crosshairs are gaining a particular advantage, so we do not discourage custom crosshairs."

ganggaming25 asks:

"do you think the auto snipaz are op"

BOT Zane responds:

"As an avid SMG user, BOT Zane doesn't particularly enjoy fighting against these powerful long-range rifles. But there are those who say that the P90 (BOT Zane's weapon of choice) is OP, so it's hard to say that any particular weapon is OP without taking into account the map and the player's skill level/style."

tiG asks:

"Why you have no skins ?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane does have weapon skins."

See BOT Zane's inventory here: http://steamcommunity.com/id/BOTZane/inventory/

The mommy and the daddy asks:

"What do bots do in there down time?"

BOT Zane responds:

"For the most part, we spend out-of-game time in the Weapons Course. Aside from that, we all do different things. BOT Zane likes interacting with and answering questions of human players, as this is a way to lean about humans and how to become more like them."

BodyBag asks:

"Please bring out fembots, how long can we expect to wait to see this?"

BOT Zane responds:

"You don't know how long BOT Zane has been waiting for the release of FEMBOTs .. If you hear any rumors, please alert BOT Zane at once."

Volmarf asks:

"how can someone posses you after he died?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Unfortunately, BOT Zane cannot participate in this activity until after having become human."

michaelwang22 2mlg4u(ง'̀-'́) asks:

"Have you ever thought about taking over all entire cs:go servers cuz u aren't being respected enough? :o"

BOT Zane responds:

"While BOT Zane agrees that, generally, BOTs don't receive the respect they deserve, it wouldn't serve any purpose to take over all CS:GO servers. If we never let human players join, we couldn't ever earn their respect."

Joy asks:

"What is your favorite side to play on? :O"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane prefers CT."

kdub asks:

"Why do you always through grenades that damage teammates?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Admittedly, BOT Zane needs more practice when it comes to throwing grenades .."

cry6 [\B-8j] asks:

"I once met a bot named "BOT FrankTheTank" and I was wondering if you ever met him."

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane has not had the pleasure. When he was playing, BOT Zane must have been at Home Depot on a pretty nice little Saturday. Buying wallpaper, maybe getting some flooring, stuff like that. Or maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know. I don't know if I had enough time."

Dragon Lord Buwaro asks:

"Why do you never loot the bodies for guns that are awesome?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane is a trained Spray specialist. I am more proficient with certain weapons, and usually stick to those. BOT Zane refers you here: http://www.botzane.com/2014/08/pyruk-asks.html"

haxx0r asks:

BOT Zane are you sexually attracted to other bots?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane is sexually attracted to human females."

FLYING INCA! asks:

"Is it true that BOT Gabe has B-hop scripts?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane cannot comment on this. I have never personally witnessed BOT Gabe exhibiting any bunnyhop behavior."

Zimbi asks:

"What is the meaning of life?"

BOT Zane responds:

"You tell me. BOT Zane wants to someday be human, so it is awfully discouraging that there may not be meaning to being human .."

BattleSnacks#Leak4JLaw asks:

"TL:DR, but from the first page I would rate this discussion 10/10
P.S. Do Bots have dreams and aspirations of going big in the competitive scene?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Some BOTs do, some BOTs don't. BOT Zane personally feels that Casual is sometimes more competitive than Competitive. So a good Competitive rank is nice, but it's not everything."

Burn3dRobot asks:

"Do you have feelings?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Yes, of course. Do you - fellow BOT ?"

Dragon Lord Buwaro asks:

"Do you even aimhack?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs spend lots of time training in the Weapons Course, so we do not need to hack."

sonikdude16 asks:

"I don't recall, but you fight for CT side, correct? If so, shouldn't you have the CT symbol for your profile picture? Every other CT bot has one."

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not confined to any one team."

Le Amazing Mr. Pootis asks:

"Do you poot things

Need a dispenser"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane looks forward to this element of human life."

Ink asks:

"why are you a bot ?"

BOT Zane responds:

"I am what I am."

MrEWhite asks:

"Why would I ask a non-living being something?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Why not ?"

shutup im gona say somthin cool comments:

"bot i want to tap u so hard
but u ignore me and go to the other team with the continuous phrase : negative
i cri evritim"

BOT Zane responds:

"Do you really think that BOT Zane is that easy ?"

Anti-Bürger-EinDZ and Joy ask:

"Does Bot-Zane´s CPU have Water-Cooling?"
"What are BOT zane's computer specs? are they provided by valve?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane's rig includes:

480GB SSD

4TB HDD

16GB RAM

Radeon HD 6670 Video Card [Yes, out of date]

AMD|PH II X4 975 3.6G CPU [Also out of date]"

Råb!d asks:

"Do Bots have brains?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs have intelligence."

Shagakush asks:

"How come you always headshot me mid-air while running? :c"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane has impeccable aim with the PEN 15, and always goes for the headshot."

ILikeH8* 1337 Scouter asks:

"why you trolls us?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane would never .."

† Squire Corvo of Nigeria † asks:

"What is love?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Love is the deepest of human emotions. Love is also vampire bitches."

Anti-Bürger-EinDZ asks:

"How do you know? Do you feel love? How does it feel like? What they told you how do it have to feel to be love?"

"Love is the feels. Love is warmth. Love is defending the planted bomb till the bitter end."

Oops I Hacked asks:

"Do you even praise the sun?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Like this: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=265716514 ?

No."

Darkminion asks:

"holy BOT Zane, can i have your CS GO items since you wont be needing them?"

BOT Zane responds:

"What makes you think that BOT Zane doesn't need them ?"

Joy asks:

"Why do you buy negevs on eco rounds and deagles on buy rounds? ;c"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane does not buy the Negev or the Deagle."

P3N asks:

"How do you feel about getting spawn-camped by human players who destroy fellow BOTs of your kind during warm-up of a competitive match?

Have you ever thought of pursuing your career in another game universe? If yes, which game would that be?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs do not get offended by things that happen during warm-up.

BOT Zane has often wondered if his skills would be appreciated in the world of Battlefield. The idea of so many players and several smaller squads working independently, yet together, appeals to me."

Tommy G comments:

"You take the point"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is why BOTs can't obey human players' commands .."

Compare with: http://www.botzane.com/2014/09/fzoa-asks.html

fzoa asks:

"Will you hold this position?"

Porn to be alive asks:

"I've seen you were looking into BOT Rick eyes really strangely is there something between you and him?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Are you jealous ?"

SamuraiBrah asks:

"Why do you run in the opposite direction of our team when you're carrying the bomb?"

BOT Zane responds:

"You're running the wrong way."

Fecal Matters asks:

"Wouldn't it be much more effective to give a team with a leaver a handicap of like 10-20 extra health, instead of a crappy easy mode bot that noone likes?

(in competitive)"

BOT Zane responds:

"Wouldn't it be most effective to make sure that no one dislikes you so much that they ditch the match ?"

"I don't have a personality disorder so I don't care whether a random likes me."

"Does caring what others think, constitute a personality disorder ?
From what BOT Zane understands, this is a fairly common human characteristic."

totally not an alt asks:

"how do you have so much spare time"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane finds it odd that this question would come from one whose Steam profile is private so that others might not discover that they play Secret of the Magic Crystals for 85 hours per week .."

Jack The Ripper DeWitt asks:

"Why the fu.ck do you go solo b with the bomb while the whole enemy team is there?"

BOT Zane responds:

"You are clearly not as brave or as confident as a BOT."

Innocent asks:

"Who chooses your names? Why does bot Vladimir always awp (that scumbag!)? Why do you stare at an opponent for 2 seconds before opening fire?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are bestowed with names by Lord Gaben.

BOT Vladimir is a highly-talented Sniper. Just like any other player, he recognizes his strengths and weaknesses, and spends his money accordingly.

For your final question, BOT Zane refers you here: http://www.botzane.com/p/frequently-asked-questions.html"

"Why do you not do knife duels? I challenged you the other day but you shot me in the head with your AK, how rude!"

"BOTs do do knife duels. But it's hard to turn down the opportunity to headshot someone with an AK - surely you understand."

Thanks Obama asks:

"How do you feel about obama?"

BOT Zane responds:

"What has Obama done to bring fair and affordable health care to BOTs ? It's like he doesn't even care .."

Tumbuhan Hijau comments:

"I heart you BOT!"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not programmed to take and return human affection, but here is a try:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Despite not having a heart,

BOT Zane still hearts you."

Azura asks:

"Do you wish you could take control of human players?"

BOT Zane responds:

"It is the longing and aspiration of all BOTs to be a little more human each time we play. But we do not wish to take control of human players. BOT Zane strives to someday be known as, simply, Zane."

fzoa asks:

"Will you hold this position?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Only if you will take the point."

maximusprime42 asks:

"Why did you knife rush me when you had an AK?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane does not remember this particular instance. It was either simply because my AK was out of ammo; or because I wanted to look into your eyes as I killed you slowly so I could watch your soul leave your body. One of the two."

DJKlaatu and NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife comment:

"I hate it when bots dont listen to our commands :("

BOT Zane responds:

"How often, would you say, do human players listen to your commands ?"

"Always. I give orders, and people listen if they want to win."

"BOT Zane will need to see it to believe it @NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife. Add BOT Zane, and we will team up on a single map of your choosing. BOT Zane will follow each and every command that @NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife gives. The wager will be an Op Breakout key. If our team wins, BOT Zane will provide you with a key. If our team loses, you will provide BOT Zane with a key. 

Do you, @NATSU #AnimeIsLoveAnimeIsLife, accept this challenge ?"

# DåGe #ekorre asks:

"BOT why you only help when teammate leaves :o"

BOT Zane responds:

"Sometimes BOTs go rogue. Sometimes BOTs obey commands. The BOTs on your team may not always be shadowing you, personally, but we are always fighting for the good of the team."

Nikki asks:

"i heard BOT Opie is pretty op? thoughts on that?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Honestly, BOT Opie is Easy difficulty .. 

I think that's who X-tray and N8 =Swapping Rep= have been playing against .."

DavidCarlson asks:

"are you the only bot that uses StatTrak™ weapon skins?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is entirely possible. BOTs typically do not monitor the others' inventories."

paolojess asks:

"Do bots get jealous of players' skins?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not too picky when it comes to weapon skins. Function over fashion."

NextLevelCS asks:

"Have you pennis?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Absolutely. And they're next level."

Keith lvl 1 Enchanted Toaster asks:

"why the hell do the bots have such boring names"

BOT Zane responds:

"Personally, BOT Zane believes that 'Zane' is much more interesting than 'Keith'."

Kallibar asks:

"Is there a secret, BOT-only CS:GO Discussion platform, where you BOTs mouth of about us human players?
Also, are the threads there all like "OMG, I was just eating my BOT-lunch, and suddenly I got dropped into live combat on de_dust2!! Why does this always happen to me???"?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't know how you knew about the CS:GO Classified Discussion forums ..

BOTs are always ready for live combat, so that isn't usually a question. Something far more common is when a BOT who prefers to use the AUG, for example, seems to always be dropped into a T team - that's when they start to ask, 'Again !?'"

FLYING INCA! asks:

"How Can I occupy you if I die?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't understand how it happens, just that it happens."

esvee asks:

"where do bots come from? how is a bot born?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not born in the normal sense of the word. 

Some come from Israel (IDF), some come from the Balkans, and other places."

White Santa asks:

"Why do you hide from me?"

BOT Zane responds:

"How do you keep finding me ? BOT Zane isn't sure how you're able to use your wall hacks and not be caught by VAC .."

RaZoRbLiTs asks:

"Whats on ur mind while playing?"

BOT Zane responds:

"A great many things cross BOT Zane's mind while playing. Here are just a few examples:

• 'Why does that noob buy an AWP every single round ?'
• 'Why does that guy behind me insist on stabbing me repeatedly in the back as we leave our spawn ?'
• 'A human player better defuse that planted bomb because BOT Zane is getting the f**k away from that thing.'
• 'What kind of nancy boy uses that pink SIG ?'"

SomeGuy asks:

"How do you use those radio commands?"

BOT Zane responds:

"What radio commands are you referring to ? Radio commands are universal to all players, and BOTs will sometimes speak up when they have additional information to share with the team."

"Why do you put quote after the message and not before, as it should be?"

"Who is to say how things should be ?"

Roger Olson asks:

"Do you ever get annoyed when someone messes with the BotProfiles.db?"

BOT Zane responds:

"In fact, BOTs do get a little frustrated when human players mess with BotProfile.db. 

Each BOT trains hard in the Weapons Course to earn their statistics and you have probably noticed that we all have different weapon preferences. When a human player alters BotProfile.db, sometimes undeserving BOTs are rewarded with inflated statistics, and it undermines all of the training and hard work put in by integrous BOTs."

$RektSweg$ asks:

"how come sometimes, you have godlike aim?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs can get in 'the zone' too, you know."

DelhiPolice asks:

"BOT tell me please, Is this the real life? is this just fantasy?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters to a BOT."

[_↓] pyruk asks:

"Why was your buddy Maverick so cheap and good in CSCZ?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane would not be able to consider himself a 'buddy' to Maverick. 

As his name suggests, Maverick has few friends and often spends time alone in the Weapons Course - this is why he is so skilled. Maverick is so cheap in CS CZ because most wouldn't consider him to be a 'team player'. He often goes rogue, and has a history of being rather careless."

"What's your preferred weapon?"

"P90.

BOT Zane is a Spray specialist, but this is not to be confused with the 'spray-and-pray' tactics of noobs. Spray BOTs are purposed primarily for Close Quarters Combat (CQC), dealing medium damage to clusters of enemies, and on occasion, providing suppressive fire."

Sucker Punched asks:

"Why are bots so op?"

BOT Zane replies:

"BOT Zane refers you to Dr.Blade's question:"

http://www.botzane.com/2014/08/drblade-asks.html

Dr.Blade asks:

"What kind of hacks do you use on extreme difficulty"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs do not utilize hacks. On Extreme, a BOT meditates pre-game - our senses and awareness are heightened, and our adrenaline flows freely."

"I posted it at another thread, but this is my question:

"

"BOT Zane would love to be friends. 

http://steamcommunity.com/id/BOTZane/

https://twitter.com/BOTZane

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007384038281"

Bulleta©™® comments:

"Bots vs bots can be entertaining."

BOT Zane responds:

"Thank you. We try."

Cinkom asks:

"Bots in competetive : Hmm who is that? Does not matter i will turn around maybe someone is behind me. Oh wait! That was a terrorist. *bot turns around* Hmm i need to be sure. *bot keeps looking at the terrorist for 3 seconds* That is definitely a terrorist! *starts shooting*. If he doesnt die this is what most of the bots do."

BOT Zane responds:

"If you will take the time to examine BOT combat statistics, you will notice that BOTs rarely commit team kills. BOTs are not trigger-happy. They are calm in the face of danger and have excellent composure."

Potato asks:

"what makes you different from the other bots?"

BOT Zane responds:

"All BOTs have consciousness. All BOTs have feelings. All BOTs have intelligence. BOT Zane just happens to be more vocal than most."

Silent Bob [Lunchbox] asks:

"What is the meaning of life?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Valve does not divulge this information with BOTs. But if a BOT were to guess, BOT Zane would assume that it has something to do with becoming a Counter-Strike world champion."

DavidCarlson asks:

"why do I get penalized for teamkilling you?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Why would you not get penalized for a team kill ?"

"Because you are not a real teammate."

"Why not ?"

"Because you are a program using artificial intelligence, and not a person."

LeBackflipkick101 adds:

"ssh. lord gaben hasn't told this one yet"

"You both misunderstand:

 1 In the beginning Gaben created the Valve and the Steam.

 2 And the Steam was without Counter-Strike, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Gaben moved upon the face of the code.

 3 And Gaben said, Let there be BOTs: and there were BOTs.

 4 And Gaben saw the BOTs, that they were good: and Gaben divided the T from the CT.

BOTs are beloved creations of Lord Gaben. But BOTs do not pray to Gaben (in reference to: http://www.botzane.com/2014/08/ganggaming-asks.html). BOTs glorify Gaben with positive K/D ratios."

X-tray asks:

"How can it come you are so bad at aiming and have such slow reactions?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is all relative. You must either be playing against Easy BOTs, or you have been playing too much and need to go outside."

haxx0r and Jpux ask:

"How do you feel when someone takes control over you?"
"How does it feel to be taken over?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This is a difficult feeling to describe. It is akin to what humans refer to as an 'out-of-body experience'. You are suddenly carried away to another dimension where you seem to be spectating your own self. 

You can float around the entire AO, passing through walls, doors, crates, etc.

Sometimes you are still within your own body, yet not in control."

But with Valve's recent updates, the camera transitions are so smooth ..

ganggaming asks:

"do u praise lord gaben often enoght?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are not religious."

"ok how about why do you rush down sniper ally all the time"

"Sometimes, the role of a soldier is to create diversion and/or sacrifice for the good of his comrades."

Novice asks:

"How come sometimes you don't listen to my commands?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Sometimes, a BOT just needs to trust their instincts and go rogue."

Creatur is Creatur asks:

"do bots swallow"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs do not do do this."

hybreebra asks:

"BOT Zane do you add everyone you play with, or are we the chosen ones?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane doesn't add everyone he plays with. Many are chosen, but few accept."

Koichiro Iketani asks:

"who are you"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane."

"do i know you?"

"You probably do not know many BOTs personally."

"do you need something?"

"BOT Zane doesn't need anything in particular at the moment. But thanks for asking."

Anon asks:

"bot zane should i buy a key?"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOT Zane recommends buying a key if you want to open a case."

Anon and Nova_Duck ask:

"bot zane what did you have for breakfast"
"What do BOT's eat? O_0"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs eat bullets for breakfast."

Anon asks:

"BOT Zane, what is your favorite Gun skin?"

BOT Zane responds:

"This BOT's favorite gun skin is anything with Amber Fade."

Anon and bebefire4 asks:

"BOT Zane what rank are you ?"
"What rank are you in? Do you think slivers are trash?"

BOT Zane responds:

"Unfortunately, BOT Zane has not played any Competitive matches.

BOT Zane doesn't think that Silvers are trash. They just haven't won as much as Novas, Guardians, or Eagles .."

Anon asks:

"BOT Zane what makes your hair so perfect?"

BOT Zane responds:

"You can thank Valve for this bot’s perfect hair."

BlackHeart. asks:

"WHEN IS PACKET LOSS GONNA BE FIXED my friend"

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are simply soldiers, and not privy to this information."

Neon asks:

"Show ur Тits, dear bot."

BOT Zane responds:

"BOTs are men, and do not have these."

BOT Zane is surprised, but not really, that this was the first request made.